So, you’re looking at your empty fridge, your phone’s screaming “order takeout,” but your heart (and stomach) is whispering “dessert, but make it *easy*.” Sound familiar? Good, because today we’re making something so ridiculously simple and delicious, your future self will thank you. Get ready for a Kitkat Shake that’s basically a hug in a glass.
Why This Recipe is Awesome
Seriously, this isn’t rocket science. In fact, it’s so straightforward, you could probably make it in your sleep (though I don’t recommend operating blenders while snoozing). It takes minutes, satisfies that intense chocolate craving instantly, and requires zero cooking skills. Plus, who doesn’t love Kitkat? It’s a classic for a reason. This recipe is practically foolproof, meaning even if you usually burn toast, you’ll nail this. Promise.
Ingredients You’ll Need
No fancy-pants ingredients here, just the good stuff.
- Kitkat bars (2-3, standard size): Because, well, it’s a Kitkat shake, duh. More chocolate, more happiness.
- Milk (1 cup): Full-fat if you’re feeling indulgent (and why wouldn’t you be?), but any milk works. Almond, oat, cow – your choice, your adventure.
- Vanilla Ice Cream (2-3 scoops): This is where the “with ice cream” magic happens. Don’t skimp. This isn’t a diet shake, it’s a *treat*.
- Sugar (1-2 teaspoons, optional): Only if your sweet tooth demands it, IMO. Kitkats are already pretty sweet.
- Chocolate Syrup (for drizzle, optional but highly recommended): For that extra “oomph” and visual flair. Insta-worthy, much?
- Whipped Cream (for topping, also optional): If you wanna go full decadent. Live a little!
Step-by-Step Instructions
Let’s get this party started!
- Break ’em up: Unwrap your Kitkat bars and roughly break them into smaller pieces. No need for precision; the blender will do the heavy lifting. Set aside one finger if you want to use it for garnish later – it’s a nice touch!
- Into the vortex: Toss those broken Kitkat pieces into your blender. Add the milk, the glorious scoops of vanilla ice cream, and your optional sugar.
- Blend it up: Secure the lid (very important, unless you like chocolate walls) and blend until everything is smooth and creamy. You might need to stop and scrape down the sides a bit to make sure all those Kitkat bits are fully incorporated. Blend until it’s lump-free – unless you like chunky bits, then by all means, stop early!
- Taste test & adjust: Give it a little sip. Is it sweet enough? Chocolatey enough? If not, add a tiny bit more sugar or another splash of milk for desired consistency.
- Pour and decorate: Pour your luscious shake into a tall glass. Now for the fun part! Drizzle some chocolate syrup down the inside of the glass before pouring for that fancy diner look. Top with a generous swirl of whipped cream and perch that reserved Kitkat finger on top.
Common Mistakes to Avoid
- Overthinking it: It’s a shake, not a soufflé. Don’t stress! Just dump and blend.
- Forgetting the lid: This one’s a classic rookie error. Unless you enjoy scrubbing shake off your ceiling, always double-check that lid.
- Skimping on ice cream: You came here for a Kitkat Shake with Ice Cream. Don’t be shy with the scoops. A watery shake is a sad shake.
- Using warm milk: Trust me, you want this shake to be icy cold. Cold milk helps achieve that perfect frosty texture.
Alternatives & Substitutions
- Different chocolate bars: Feeling rebellious? Swap Kitkat for Snickers, Twix, or even a plain chocolate bar. The world is your oyster! Or, you know, your chocolate bar.
- Chocolate ice cream: For an extra dose of chocolate bliss, use chocolate ice cream instead of vanilla. Double chocolate? Yes, please!
- Dairy-free version: Use your favorite plant-based milk (almond, soy, oat) and a good quality dairy-free vanilla ice cream. FYI, it’ll still be amazing.
- Add a splash of coffee: For a mocha twist, add a tiny bit of cooled espresso or strong coffee. Just a touch, to elevate the chocolate.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
- Q: Can I use milk chocolate chips instead of Kitkat?
A: You *can*, but then it wouldn’t be a Kitkat shake, would it? For the authentic experience, stick to the Kitkats. But hey, if you’re out of Kitkats and desperate, chocolate chips are better than nothing!
- Q: My shake is too thick/thin. Help!
A: Too thick? Add a splash more milk and blend again. Too thin? Add another scoop of ice cream or a few ice cubes for extra chill and thickness. You’re the boss!
- Q: How long does it take to make?
A: Honestly? About 5 minutes from “I want a shake” to “Mmm, shake.” It’s almost instant gratification.
- Q: Can I make it ahead of time?
A: Not really recommended. Shakes are best enjoyed immediately before they get sad and melty. Fresh is always best, especially for creamy delights like this.
- Q: Do I really need whipped cream and chocolate syrup?
A: *Need*? No. *Want*? Absolutely. They take it from “good” to “oh my god, I made this?!” Seriously, go for the gusto.
Final Thoughts
See? Told you it was easy! You just whipped up a decadent, creamy, Kitkat-filled masterpiece in less time than it takes to scroll through half your social media feed. Now go impress someone – or just yourself, because you totally deserve it. You’ve earned this sweet break. Enjoy every sip!

